Commentary

Updated July 2nd, 2002

Hello and welcome to the first ever commentary of the Ferret King website. To start things off and provide you with a little background information on the Ferret King I will be doing a "FAQ" type format. If you don't know what FAQ means than you might want to go take a test to find out if you are in fact retarded. Not that there is a damn thing wrong with that though.

NOTE: The following questions are not from any reader's emails, they were simply made up by me, the Ferret King. The reason for this is obviously that you need readers to recieve "reader's emails".

Question: How did you come up with the Ferret King gimmick?

FK: What is a gimmick? No, seriously, I have no clue what your talking about.

Question: When is your next match?

FK: That is a really good question, REALLY GOOD.

Question: Do ferret's steal stuff?

Answer: Yes, especially socks, they like to horde them under pieces of furniture. They do this because they love to bite ankles as well. And a sockless ankle is much more satisfying to bite than a socked ankle.

Question: Are you actually going to wear that goofy hood to the ring when you wrestle?

Answer: No, but I will be wearing my Ferret King mask, I think it would be ridiculous to wear a hooded sweatshirt or something and not to mention HOT.

Question: How do I book the Ferret King?

Answer: Email me at theferretking@hotmail.com

That is all for this update, if you have any questions or comments, please send them to the above email address. Thank you and......Good Day

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